This is my first attempt at baiting a Nigerian scammer.

To follow the correspondence, the scammer will be black I will be blue and commentary will be in red.

The cast of characters is as follows:

Babajide Rogers - Branch Manager of the Bank of the North in Lagos
James Herbert - A deceased customer of the bank
Richard Cumms Shiner - "Dick Shiner" - Account Manager for Spacely Sprockets Inc.
George James Jetson - "George Jetson" - Partner of Dick Shiner
Judy Jetson - George's estranged wife
Elroy Jetson - George's son


Our play opens as Mr. Rogers is going over accounts one night late at the bank...
Mr Babajide Rogers
Bank Of The North,
Victoria Island Branch,
Lagos, Nigeria.

ATTN: MD/CEO

I am Mr Babajide Rogers, Branch Manager with Bank of
the North, Victoria Island Branch, Lagos, Nigeria.
I have an urgent and very profitable business
proposition for you that should be handled with
extreme confidentiality.

On January 6,1998 a Foreign Oil Consultant and
contractor with the Nigerian National Petroleum
Corporation (NNPC) Mr. James Herbert by name made a 
numbered time Fixed Deposit for twelve calendar months
valued at US$35M (Thirty Five Millio United States Dollars Only) 
in my branch.

Upon maturity I sent a routine notification in
accordance with the Bank policy to his forwarding
address but got no reply.

After a month we sent a reminder and finally we
discovered from his contract employers the Nigerian
National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) that Mr. James
Herbert died from an automobile accident.
On further investigation, we found out that he died
without making a Will and all attempts to trace his
next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further
investigations and discovered that Mr. James Herbert
did not declare any next of kin or relations in all
his official documents including his Bank Deposit
paperwork in my Bank.

This sum of US$35M has been carefully moved out of
my bank to a Security Company in Europe for
safekeeping.

No one will ever come forward to claim it and
according to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 5
years the money will revert to the ownership of the
Nigerian Government if nobody applies to claim the
fund.

This prompted us to contact you.We will like to front
you as the next of kin of our late client thereby
making you the legal beneficiary of the sum of $35
million U.S Dollars that is presently in a Security
Company in Europe. 

I contacted you because it is against our code of
ethics to own and operate foreign accounts and your
assistance would be needed to claim the money in the
Security Company in Europe.

We have unanimously agreed that 25% of the entire sum
would be for you if you agree to take part in this
profitable transaction,70% for me and 2 of my
colleagues while the remaining 5% would be used to pay
back the expenses that may be incurred during the
course of the transaction by both parties after the
fund has been claimed and lodged in your account. 
In the event that you are genuinely interested in the
transaction,the following information would be needed
from you to expedite action.

1) Your Full Name and Address that would be used to
establish you as the next of kin of our late client
thereby making you the legal beneficiary of the fund.
This would ensure that the Security Company in Europe
releases the Consignment/Fund to you. 

2) Your Private Mobile,Telphone and Fax numbers where
you can be reached at all time because this
transaction entails constant communication.
The transaction is 100% risk free as all modalities
has been perfected to ensure the hitch free success of
the transaction.

If you are interested, send the requested information
via email so that we can proceed and after sending it you call me.
I await your response urgently.

Regards,

Mr Babajide Rogers

Message date : Dec 06 2003, 10:09 PM
From : Dick Shiner
To : babajide_rogers@xxxx.xxx
Subject : RE: Urgent


Dear Mr. Rogers,

I am the accounting manager at Spacely Sprockets Inc. I am concerned that your proposition to transfer the funds to a personal account would be difficult in view of tax considerations in the United States. Along with my partner, Mr. George Jetson, we believe we have a solution to this problem, as we can readily move this amount into a research and development budget in Mr. Jetson's department using our corporation to receive the funds. I have discussed this with Mr. Jetson, and he is in agreement that we can proceed on this basis.

However, we would prefer not to use traceable telephone or facsimile communications until we have set up a secure means to receive them. Mr. Jetson is in a divorce proceeding from his wife Judy, which should be concluded soon. In the meantime if Judy Jetson's lawyer were to uncover electronic communications to receive these funds, this would be a problem for Mr. Jetson

Please let us know how we should best proceed with this transaction.

Sincerely,

Dick Shiner
Accounts Manager
Spacely Sprockets Inc.






Hello Dick Shiner,

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your e-mail. 

As I have already explained to you in my first message, the money in 
question belongs to one of our late customers by name Mr. James Herbert a foreign
oil consultant and contractor with the Nigerian National petroleum Corporation (NNPC).

Mr. James Herbert made a numbered time Fixed Deposit for twelve 
calendar months valued at US$38.6M (Thirty Eight Million, Six Hundred United
States Dollars Only) in my branch before he died in a ghastly car accident leaving no Will and
next of kin.

We want to front you as the next of kin of our late customer Mr. James 
Herbert. I want to let you know that your nationality and name will not be a
barrier, as this will be taken care of by my lawyer in the court.

REQUIREMENTS

1) Telephone Number
2) Fax Number
3) Mobile Number
4) First 2 pages of your international passport or driver’s license. 

MODE OF OPERATION.

{1} Upon the receipt of the requested information, my lawyer will start 
processing the release of the money to you by going to the High Court to swear
an AFFIDAVIT in your favour. 

{2} He will also obtain all necessary documents to establish you as the 
next of kin of our late customer (Mr. James Herbert) 

{3} Once we cross this hurdle, we will submit all these documents to 
the Security Firm and  forward you the copies which you would present to the
Security officials in Amsterdam Holland for the release of the money to you as the legal
beneficiary.

{4} You will finally go for the claims in Amsterdam Holland and while 
in Amsterdam Holland, you will open an account in your name with the assistance
of the officials of the Security Firm where you would deposit the money after it has been claimed
from the Security firm from where you can now transfer it to any account of your choice in
the world for disbursement in the agreed percentage of 70%: 25%: 5%

{5} Furthermore, you will not go to Amsterdam Holland alone. We will be 
sending one of our colleagues over to Amsterdam Holland who will help you
to monitor events. After you have successfully done everything and the money transferred
into your account, You will then notify us so that we can come for the sharing and use part of
our share for investment in your country based on your advice.

Finally, if all these explanations are acceptable to you kindly call me 
on my telephone number234-80-33571616

Endeavour to send the requirements by e-mail 

I await your earliest response. 

Yours sincerely, 

Mr Babajide.A.Rogers



Dear Mr. Rogers,

I have attached the information you requested on the letterhead of my company, Spacely Sprockets, Inc. On the first page of the letter, I have copied my passport and Mr. Jetson's passport on the first page. The other contact information is on the second page. Please please do not contact us at Spacely Sprockets. George's wife Judy is very suspicious, and she has been coming by the office and looking at correspondence. Since I don't know what Mr. Herbert looked like, perhaps you can choose either my information or Mr. Jetson's information for the affidavit.

Please note that my legal name is "Richard James Shiner". In the United States, the name "Dick" is a nickname for "Richard", and just about everybody who knows me calls me "Dick". Since we are going to have an ongoing business relationship, you should know me as a "Dick" too. Is there a name I should call you besides Mr. Rogers? If you are not going to Amsterdam for this transaction, perhaps someday we will be able to visit Mr. Roger's neighborhood.

I am sorry that my passport photo does not look very much like me. I wasn't feeling very well on the day that the passport picture was taken. I have attached another picture of myself that was taken at a party more recently, so that your contact in Holland will be able to recognize me better.

The other picture is of George Jetson and his boy Elroy. George, of course, is the one on the right. As I mentioned, Elroy may be coming along with us, if we can manage the trip during the Christmas holiday. Elroy is a student at a military school, and he is interested in international diplomacy. He is a fine student, and an expert marksman.

It may take another week or so before Mr. Jetson and I are able to travel to Holland. George has a hearing coming up in his divorce proceeding where they are going to determine the custody of his son Elroy. If George wins custody, Elroy may have to travel with us. Please let us know when we should be prepared to travel.

I am concerned about some of the details. We have never opened an account with a security firm in Holland, or in any country outside of the United States. Are there any other documents or papers we will need to have with us?

I am also concerned about keeping this matter confidential. The only people who know about this on our end is myself and George Jetson, and we intend to keep it that way. How many people are involved at your end? You said you would be sending "one of our colleagues". How many colleagues do you have tied up in this?

Please keep this business confidential, and do not use the name of Spacely Sprockets on any documents without contacting us first.

Sincerely,

Dick Shiner
Accounts Manager
Spacely Sprockets Inc.







This is DC Sniper John Muhammed, and his accomplice, Lee Malvo




Shiner,

I will like to get your phone and fax number for easier
communication o.k

And mine is 234-80-33571616 o.k call me immediately you
get this mail.

Thanks





Dear Mr. Rogers,

I do not know why you are asking again for the same information that was in the second page of the letter I sent you. Please confirm that you received the letter with the passport information and the pictures.

I would like to move forward with this arrangement. I have some concerns about security. If you did not receive my email before, then please make sure that nobody else is receiving your email. I am also concerned about making telephone calls that will be traceable to my bill. I will try to reach you from a secure telephone.

Please let me know whether the affidavit will be made in the name of myself or Mr. Jetson. George would very much like to go to Amsterdam, and we can send him under the cover of going to a trade show there, since we will be showing our new model of sprockets to European customers.

But you have not answered my question before of who it will be that will be meeting us in Amsterdam. I have sent you all of our information, and we do not know who it is we are dealing with on your end, or how many people are involved.

As I said in my letter to you before already, you should send any faxes to my eFax number at:
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

Write it down this time and do not forget it.

If there is no other information you need at this time, then please move forward. The only remaining thing we need to know is the identity of your contact in Amsterdam and how we will meet him. We will be arriving at Schiphol airport, and we think it best that your contact be there to meet us under cover of a limousine driver. He should be holding a sign saying "Meet George Jetson, Dick Shiner".

But again, I do not want this information to go into the wrong hands. Accordingly, as we have sent you our passport and photos, please send us a picture of the person who will be meeting us, so that we will recognize him. I am attaching a picture of the sign that we will recognize as belonging only to the authorized contact. Please have a photograph of your contact made while holding this sign, or make another sign saying "MEET GEORGE JETSON, DICK SHINER".

You may confirm the identity of our contact, and receipt of this message, by sending a copy of the photograph by fax as well.

I am very happy that you have responded quickly, but please note my questions, because I am concerned about how many times I am having to send you the same information already.

Sincerely,

Dick Shiner
Account Manager
Spacely Sprockets, Inc.






 Hi Richard,

Thanks for the information you sent and I must inform
you that the information has been giving to my Attorney
in charge of this transaction as of now, he has
proceeded with them to the federal capital territory
(ABUJA) for the procurement of the Certificate of Next
of Kin and the Certificate of Affidavit to claim.

And as soon as his back from ABUJA tomorrow, I shall
send them to you through an attachment to your email
box for your perusal.

Bear in mind that as soon as my lawyer is back with
those document, then I shall forward copies of them to
the security company in Amsterdam Holland after which
we shall an official that will meet with you in
Amsterdam Holland and before then, immediately this
said document are sent to the security company in
Amsterdam Holland, they shall give you a call as to
notify you of the fund.

So you should be prepared to travel to Amsterdam
Holland by Friday on the 12 of December this week,
cause the official that will meet with you will be
living on Wednesday night the 10th this week to get
there by Tuesday.

Best regards,

Babajide.A.Rogers.

N.B.
PLASE YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND FAX MATTERS IN THIS
BUSINESS TRANSACTION FOR EASY COMMUNICATION..
AND IS THIS E-MAIL SAFE TO MAIL YOU ANY CONFIDENCIAL
DOCUMENT?

BEFORE I FORGET, YOU ARE MY LAWYER’S NAME
SAKE,(RICHARD)       

Oh my goodness, a departure from the script... an ad-hoc sign of life.



Dear Mr. Rogers,

Please, I am a "Dick" to my good friends, and I should be a "Dick" to you too. "Richard" is a very formal name. Although it is my legal name, I prefer to be a Dick.

I will send you my flight information as soon as we are able to arrange a departure, but things are moving very quickly here with George Jetson's divorce. Judy thinks that George had been having sex with his secretary Wilma Flintstone, and now Judy is determined to get at all of the papers and documents here at the office that might show whether George Jetson was making payments to Wilma in order to keep her quiet. It is a bit of a mess here, but Judy cannot get at the email or the fax machine for which I gave you the number. I will call you to discuss last-minute details of this arrangement, but please do not call me using the number I gave you unless I give you a time to call me. If Judy is here when you call, then it will cause a problem for George. She thinks we are going on a fishing trip later this week.

Hah, will she be surprised at how well George is doing in the future! A fishing trip indeed, I hope we catch the big one - hook, line and sinker. I don't know if you are a fisherman, but that is an expression we use for catching the really big Sucker Fish. Do you have Sucker Fish in Nigeria? They are a lot like the Surimi Fish, but easier to catch, because the Sucker Fish are what we call a "bottom feeder" type of fish. As you can tell, we enjoy all of the outdoor sports.

Now Mr. Rogers, can I call you "Babijade" or "Baba" or is there another name that you like? I would like to call you "Baba Louie", since that is the nickname of a dear friend of mine from the West. I do look forward to the meeting in Amsterdam, but I am worried about all of the people, now including your Dick lawyer that know about this at your end. Again, I cannot have this information fall into the wrong hands.

PLEASE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU OR YOUR COLLEAGUE, so that we will know that anyone having the picture that only I have sent you "MEET GEORGE JETSON, DICK SHINER" is a genuine and authentic contact. I have been in business long enough to know that people can be like sharks in the water when they think someone else is onto a good thing. I have learned to trust only what I can see with my eyes, and I need to see you or your contact holding that picture with my own eyes for me to know this is a legitimate deal. My family has an old Dutch expression for this, we call it an "Ersatz Huuker" - it means the "Real Thing You Can See" in a Dutch dialect that was spoken by my grandfather. It is the way my family has always done business, and it has worked very well for us. I will be needing to practice my Dutch soon, I think. And hoping we will have many more "Ersatz Huukers" in Amsterdam.

So this is the best way to make sure that the only person I meet with in Amsterdam is your truly authorized agent in this matter. You must have the picture taken while holding the sign I sent you, or you can make your own sign if the one I sent you does not print out clearly. You or your colleague must hold the sign "MEET GEORGE JETSON, DICK SHINER". Then you will send me the picture and I will keep a copy. Your contact in Amsterdam must have a picture of the same sign. But you need first to send me a copy. If you need the sign again, let me know. Just use a digital camera or go to a photo shop for the picture, but if you use a photo shop be sure not to tell them the meaning of the sign you are holding.

If you do not understand how this will work to keep our circle of contact secure, then I will explain it again to you when I call, but I will proceed no further until I have the assurance we have established this sign as our meeting code, since nobody else in the world would know that I and Mr. Jetson are together in this business. I think you should understand the importance of this point of contact for us, confirming the authenticity of the transaction, as you already have our pictures.

Now, to be clear, if you are to use my name on the legal documents, be sure to use the name "Richard", but any other time and from now on call me "Dick", just like it will say on the sign we will be using as our code. I can tell that you are an experienced business man, and I trust you for that. But you must also trust me, as I know that interlopers and imposters can attempt to ruin a good deal. It will make me feel much more secure and confident in the business we are doing for me to have the security of this photograph. So please send it to me as soon as you can obtain it, and we will proceed with the arrangements for finalizing this matter in Amsterdam, and then looking forward to meeting you to discuss how we may make the best use of this tragically lost funds.

I look forward to receiving the photograph in your next email, and yes, again, this email address is completely secure for both the documents and the picture.

Sincerely,

Dick Shiner
Account Manager
Spacely Sprockets Inc.
(xxx) xxx-xxx (fax line, press #3 for voice)
Actually, it is an eFax number, but it might give him something to play with.




Hi Dick,

This is to notify you that every thing is ready and are
waiting to be executed.

I have forwarded the original copies to the security
officail that will be assisting you with the claim of
the fund.

And they should be proceeded with it to Amsterdam
Holland tomorrow .

So print this two copies and hold them along with you
for your movement to Amsterdam ok

Fill free to comply with the security official cause
every thing is fine, and bear in mind that i have
forwarded your E-mail to them so that they will mail
you and inform you on how to meet with them at the
Airport ok

Best regards

Babajide.A.Rogers







Dearest Babajide,

Thank you very much for preparing and sending these documents. I see that there is a fee noted on one of the documents, and I am sure that your attorney must have charged for preparing them. Please let me know the amount of these expenses, so that we may pay them promptly, and then later deduct them from the total amount of the deposit.

Babajide, I am very concerned about whether you understand the importance to me of having a photo of you holding the sign "MEET GEORGE JETSON, DICK SHINER". I do not want to be fooled by a faker when we meet in Amsterdam, and I must have this photo of you holding the sign, so that I can be sure the photo is not a fake. I know that you are a very trusting person, and I trust you to send me this picture so that I will know when I see you, and we can secure this transaction. Please do not delay in having this picture made and sent to me.

George and I have a special present for you when you send us the picture. I am sure that you will be very pleased, so do not delay any further in securing this matter.

We are arranging our travel, and I will let you know when we will be arriving in Amsterdam. Please let us know if there is a hotel that we should prefer.

George's final divorce hearing is today, and both he and Elroy are very excited about the trip we will be taking later this week. But if I cannot see your picture holding the sign, we will wait until you have sent it to us before we leave. So I urge you not to delay.

Regards,
Dick Shiner
Account Manager
Spacely Sprockets Inc.



Baba Rogers,

I am concerned that you are not taking this seriously. I have sent you all of the information you need in order to get the official documents, but you do not respond to my request for photo proof of yourself holding the sign I have sent you.

I believe trust is a two-way street. You have trusted me, and I have helped you every way I can. Now George Jetson is also doing everything he can, even though he is having difficulty with his divorce case, he will be coming with us to Amsterdam to finish this matter.

But you must send the photograph with the sign, so that I know you are receiving these messages and that we understand each other.

The good news is that Judy did not find anything in the office about George and Wilma Flinstone. Wilma does not know about our business, but after work last night George took this picture of Wilma to send to you.

The picture should make you smile. When you come to the US, you can meet Wilma. She is a lot of fun.

But I am serious, if we do not receive yours in return, then we cannot continue with this deal. We will go no further until we are able to see you, so that we will recognize you later. You must send us the picture of you holding our sign of recognition.

Sincerely,

Dick Shiner
Account Manager
Spacely Sprockets Inc.


Image editors are wonderful things, aren't they?




I received your mail with the content well noted, you
should be informed that iwill not be coming to Amsterdam.
The officer incharge that will be assisting you with
the opening of the A/C and some other clearance is Mr
Joseph Smith and you should take directives from him.
I will attach my personal photo for you to no me
facially.

Mr smith will be meeting with you on your arrival at
the Air port and before then he will mail you on how to
meet with you at the airport and the issue of Hotel
should not be a problem o.k as all has been arranged
for that.

The handling charges should not be more than 15,000.00
Euros or less and finally i want you to update me
concerning Mr George's divouse issue since today is the
last day for the hearing.

I want you to mentain total confidenciality of this
business transaction and get ready to live on friday
and remember to send your flit schedual o.k 
Am still waiting for your phone call.

My regards,
B.Rogers 


I should point out that this picture really is a picture of Babajide Rogers, who really is a member of the board of a Nigerian bank - www.gulfbank.net. Of course, the only reason I can say that with confidence is that it is the same picture of Babajide Rogers that appears on the bank's website.

So, in a sense, I have to give my pet mugu a point here for honesty. I asked for a picture of Babjide Rogers and he sent me one. That is what trust is made of...




Dear Babajide,

The $15,000 is not a problem. Also, please let me know the charges for having the documents prepared and for paying your lawyer, Richard, so that we have all expenses accounted for. Let us make sure that we have everything accounted for, so that the expenses may be settled quickly.

I want to make sure that this matter is done correctly and professionally. I have been to Amsterdam before, and I well know that at the airport and at the train station, there are all sorts of thieves, pickpockets, and other criminals who try to mislead visitors to Amsterdam.

We need to make sure that we understand each other and that we carry out this matter with an exact understanding. That means that I do exactly what I need to do, and you do exactly what you need to do.

I appreciate the photograph that you sent me, but there is a problem. I know that you have worked hard to get the papers to me and that you have done everything as you have said so far.

George Jetson is having doubts. I think part of his problem is that he is suspicious mainly because of the legal problems he has been having with his wife. We have asked you for a photo of you holding our contact sign, because there is no photo of anyone in the world holding that sign. If you have that photo taken, then only you and we will have it. If you send the photo to Joseph Smith in Amsterdam, then only you, we and Mr. Smith will have it. When we meet Mr. Smith in Amsterdam, then we will ask him to show us the photo. It is the only way we will know that this is the real Mr. Smith, and not someone who may be pretending to be Mr. Smith. Send the copy of the sign to Mr. Smith, so that he will have it at the airport when we arrive.

The other thing that worries us is that we were very clear about wanting the photo with you holding the sign. Or you can have Mr. Smith hold the sign, which is even better. You have not sent us what we have asked, and it makes us wonder whether in the future there will be problems with instructions.

Please understand, we do want to help you, and we have done all as you said so far. While I am comfortable with this deal, I do not want to lose the help of Mr. Jetson in this matter. It is his name that is on the certificate and on the affidavit, and I have to yield to his request that you send us the photo we have asked for.

So, please help me deal with this problem and send the photo in the next email to me. This will solve the problem I am having with Mr. Jetson. He is angry about other problems in his life, but this is one small thing that we can do so that he feels that this thing is going correctly.

It is a small thing for you to show us your sincerity and trust in this matter. It will also make us certain that any person we meet in Amsterdam is the true Joseph Smith and not someone who has fallen upon our communications by trickery.

If you have any questions, please call me at the number I have sent you so we can talk about this matter. Time is running short, and I do not want to lose this deal.

Mr. Jetson is in court now, and I spoke to him by cell phone during their break for lunch. Elroy took a picture of George in the courtroom with his cell phone camera and sent it to me. George doesn't look happy, but that is not unusual for George when he is in court next to his lawyer. I will tell George that we should buy you a cell phone camera if George keeps being difficult about people sending pictures! Elroy should not be taking pictures in the court.

I have also attached our flight reservation information. We will be leaving on British Airways flight 284 from San Francisco on Friday at 4:25 PM. There is a stop in London, and we will arrive at Schiphol on British Airways Flight 438 on Saturday at 3:40 PM. We have reserved our return flight for Tuesday. We have purchased refundable tickets in case any changes need to be made. I am still awaiting your hotel suggestions, and please note that George would like to do some touring while we are there. On the other hand, I know that it is a lot colder in Amsterdam this time of year than George will probably like.

I will keep you updated on the situation with George and Elroy. George will be very disappointed if I do not have your picture with the sign to show him.

Sincerely,

Dick Shiner
Accounts Manager
Spacely Sprockets Inc.



Note to scambaiters - the nice thing about using people in the news or celebrities is that you can usually get pictures of them doing just about anything. This, again, is John Muhammed appearing in court.


To Be Continued...